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    29/10/2006

    Ed zacharay!

     

    After no dates or sex for five years,
    a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist-dr chang,

    he says.....
    "take off all your croase,get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room"
    she does this.....

    "ok,craw reery reery fas back"
    as she did dr chang shook his head

    "your problem vewy vewy bad,worse case ed zachery disease i ever see,dat why you get no date"
    woman says "god,whats ed zachery disease?"

    dr chang says....
    "it when your face look ed zachery like your azz"!

    smile_tongue 

    27/10/2006

    Been around The block

    Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it  may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.
      - Robertson Davies


    http://astro.technetium.be/sign.png?gemini

    Well, I have been around and back a bit. I have been surfing a little, witting a little. AND mostly building my garage and fence and basement.  Mostly done all those projects now. Just need a garage door/ siding and shingles.. ( hopefully at least shingles before it gets nasty snowy ( just started snowing a little outside). )

    Wanted to let you all know I haven't let you down, and I will be back promptly . I have a few odds and ends to sort out. on being some friendship/ relationships and the other just getting my life in order.

    I have been dutifully playing my piano since I got it.  I know almost no tunes by heart, but I can play 3 finger chords with my right hand well and pretty good with my left.  ( not that I know what chord they are as I am not that good at sheet music)  BUT with the fancy flashing lights I can get  combi8ned with the music I know and the notes playing across the screen, I can successfully play  ' tears in heaven ' on my right hand,.  'Forelise' with my right hand ,. and the ' piano concerto with both hands  enough to pass with the accompaniment!  which is quite relaxing.

    I still cant get the USB midi to work though, so I cant run my piano lessons disks properly to learn .

    BUT I WILL OVERCOME as music is in my soul, and my poetry may soon have to be SUNG instead of read.

    If I feel ambitious I may even post a video  blog of me playing. I also have a myspace account. but I don't really use it yet.

    17/10/2006

    The Flu Sucks!

    Been down for 3 days with he flu,  But thankfully its passed now, mostly .  The energy level is still very low, but i will survive.
     
    A few things stil going on, as between illness and the lack of physical bodies to push the renovations through, I still ahve yet to put a roof on the garage and  finish the basement floor and paint.  After today I have 2 whole days to get that roof up. But its since been snowing and i fear the saftey of doing the garage with wet wood and wobbly ladders . BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE NOW!
     
    So again i will be a away a while doing some manual labor.
     
    As for love. I am still searching,  The curse of someone like me is that i have passion and love enough for everyone, but the problem is i keep chosing the ones who don't love me back .  Film at 11
     
    For now I would settle for some regular arm candy.
     
    P.s.   There appears to be a limit of 1000 friends on msn spaces.. and i have reached it!
    ( yeah the blog only shows 600 ish . but trust me there are more..  )
     
     
     
    12/10/2006

    Back in a Flush

    Okay , I have been really busy building a garage and renovating my basement so i haven't written much, but i am inspired to write a few more, and i am still working on  tom's challenge.
     
    but in the meantime i wanted to extend an invite to those who want to help me improve my poetry in active discussion about it.
    I have started a group that will allow 2 way conversations and moderate control. This will allow those who don't jsut want to say ' hi great stuff' and then never return to keep posted via email to my works, and my works in progress.
     
    I will still continue to post completed works here, which will ultimately also have the  'pretty factor' with pictures and blog ramblings.
     
     
    you can catch it here :
     
    Google Groups Beta
    Bastol's Poetry
    Visit this group
    03/10/2006

    In campetance to a Toad

    I found out a long time ago
    what that one can do to your soul
    when your standing in your padHi I am a prince !!!
    your alone but not quite sad
    croaking out your song
    its only a minute long
    but the compassion is felt around
    when the sound hits the ground
     
    your heart misses a beat
    your life is complete
    you hear the second verse
    and then silence is terse
    closer now when you hear that tone
    everything else is just a drone
    as you move closer to the night
    everything about it is right
     
    your eyes glisten
    as you carefully listen 
    and there you act cool
    as she is around into view
    a moment of stillness
    your kind of cure
    when that time approaches
    its totally pure
     
    bodies entwined ,
    locked in an embrace
    it lasts for hours ,
    You will never forget the taste
    Salty with sweat
    sweet with desire
    franticly slow
    until its time to retire
    every touch a jolt
    electrical pleasure
    every motion amplified
    every moment a treasure
     
    till off to the pad
    to sing a new song
    till the day again arrives
    when answers come to your cries.
     

    The challenge:  To write a poem about your most exquisite experience as though you were a toad.
     
    How did I do Kat ?
     
    Oh And FYI : That's my niece not my kid smile_wink 
    As much as I would like to have one, I am a single man who just loves to be the best uncle in the world ( spoiling her rotten and sending her back to my sister full of sugar with noisy toys smile_devil )
    Anyone else want to challenge me ?  click heresmile_speedy
     
    ( and tom, your up next. )

     
    01/10/2006

    REQUEST! - a challenge

     

    I REQUEST THAT YOU CHALLENGE ME TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT AN EVENT EMOTION OR ITEM OR PERSONAL PICTURE , ANYTHING YOU WANT!

     

    If you do not want to disclose your details of this  challenge on the blog comments
    email them to me at omdreams@gmail.com and I will just post the resulting poem  without the comments.
     
    Its not that I am out of material about love,  I just want to do something a little different to distract me from those blue eyes that haunt my dreams.
     
    ALL Challenges posted on this thread of my posts will be answered.
    Emails ( when I get time after answering these)
     
    All challenges  That I answer on this thread may also appear in my upcoming book .
    I won't name names of course.
     
    your honest poet,
    Bastol